Twilight of the true blood vampire diaries

A.K.A. “MTV CRYPTS”

Lost lingerie? Call Sherlock Jack!

Love is love… and it’s disgusting

from ‘It’s Complicated’ to ‘Single’

Full Frontal Fandango helps you to know when to make this change in 2012!

A beer for men

Because aren’t we all dumbasses when it comes down to it?

 

Dottie Apples: snarky inventress

Secret Santa

An old gag but still a good one

It isn’t THAT. She just doesn’t like you!

Always remember, size matters less than how annoying you are.

Fandango stars wish you a Merry Christmas!

DON’T let this happen to YOU this Christmas

It is probably best to travel with a gun just in case.  You can hide it with the kids’ presents!  And always… ALWAYS offer a xanax to the stressed-out looking relative!